Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong.

There must always be some who are brighter and some who are stupider, the latter make up for it by being better workers.

Recently my fingers have developed a prejudice against comparatives. They all follow this pattern: a squirrel is smaller than a tree; a bird is more musical than a tree. Each of us is the strongest one in his or her own skin. Characteristics should take off their hats to one another, instead of spitting in each other's faces.

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.

There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number two.

If you don't have fun, you don't have a show.

The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry them out. Even emperors can't do it all by themselves.