War can only be abolished by the establishment of a world government.

It is not known why the Lord made the human body as he did, since one might suppose that omnipotence could have made it such as would not have shocked the nice people.

Either man will abolish war, or war will abolish man.

It is obviously possible that what we call waking life may only be an unusual and persistent nightmare.

Orthodoxy is the death of intelligence.

A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.

Organic life, we are told, has developed gradually from the protozoon to the philosopher, and this development, we are assured, is indubitably an advance. Unfortunately it is the philosopher, not the protozoon, who gives us this assurance.