Mother has to be coerced into doing a lot of things.

A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight.

I have a strong tennis arm.

[When her daughter suggested the President refer in his conversation with foreign dignitaries about lawn care to 'fertilizer' instead of to 'manure':] But remember, it took me almost thirty years to get him to call it manure.

You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.

I've been looking at used car bargains. I'll frankly confess I'm scared to death of Fords. I've seen and heard of so many turning turtle.

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them.