When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else.
Beth DittoMy dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat.
Beth DittoI believe I owe all the best parts of my adulthood to embracing my imperfections and showcasing them.
Beth DittoMy mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Homer, and Homer chose me, so he lent me his name even though I didn't have his blood.
Beth Ditto