Just like my straight friends, I am repeatedly asked when I plan to have kids, and have been told many times, by various branches of my bloodline, that "even lesbians can have babies these days."

If you have a therapist who agrees with your every word, then your brain isn't getting proper exercise.

The shape is the most important to me because it is what really matters and what's really missing in the market. Anything else is easier.

Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu?

Even if you're only wearing trainers and a vest, eyeliner will instantly transform you. People always look put-together when their make-up's on and their eyes are popping - just ask Amy Winehouse!

I think if the world were a fair and just place, there wouldn't even need to be a gay label.

I don't get mad with people, like, 'Oh, but that's not what the song was about...' It's also nice to know that people are mindlessly dancing to a song about the US Government's stance on same-sex marriages... especially straight jocks. I love that idea. I think that's the beauty of music - it's different for everybody.