I never said anything that was unprintable. Never said anything just for the sake of being startling.

Your luck is how you treat people.

I think it's just too much trouble to be dishonest and keep up with yourself.

Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

She's the original good time who was had by all.

I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.

There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.