Look inside yourself and you'll find a world of things (a world of your own experiences)worth writing about.

Maybe...in a way, this coffee reminds me of something. Maybe...maybe only a philosopher or a mad man would make this connection, but it's a little like life. I mean it's powerful going down and that doesn't even take into account the aftertaste, which really takes getting used to.

I was hooked on writing. I mean, where else can you get paid for sticking your nose into somebody else's business?

Why is it I'm always so quick to believe that people are thinking...believing the worst about me?

A person's got to think, otherwise that person's no better than a trained seal balancing a ball on his nose. If only that seal could think, he'd know he was making a thousand children laugh.

I love Arkansas but I think Arkansas has its share of unlit minds.

It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.