I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I have a ball - and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That's my core business, and that's where I'll always return.

I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

There's the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there's the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn't sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.

Most people don't deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.

We are all part of the ecosystem.

For some people, a park is the only place in their entire world where they can see something beautiful.