I think I should get the Nobel Peace Prize before I die for ending the war between the sexes.

It's just blind luck when a woman is born into a wealthy family and attends the best colleges and joins top sororities.

I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine.

A monogamous marriage and family is what some women want - but not all of us. We are mostly doing serial monogamy anyway.

If you tell a child "Don't touch yourself there," they will deal with some kind of sexual problem from then on, to one degree or other.

The clitoris is the female sex organ, and the fact that we aren't told that when we were small children is devastating. We grow up with no information about the pleasure center of our body.

The galleries are simply corporations in the art world - "Here's a million dollars for this latest piece of crap" - but I'm not about to go along with the gallery system.