I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans.
I like to make them wait, then I make them beg. And when I take off my clothes, then I form a third leg.
My name ain't Keith, so could you lease stop Sweatin' me.
Take a stand and command to demand what's grand.
There's no time for conversation dear, moan is all I want to hear.
It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life