It was an odd situation. For a century and a half, men got rid of their own hair, which was perfectly comfortable, and instead covered their heads with something foreign and uncomfortable. Very often it was actually their own hair made into a wig. People who couldn't afford wigs tried to make their hair look like a wig.
Bill BrysonConsider the Lichen. Lichens are just about the hardiest visible organisms on Earth, but the least ambitious.
Bill BrysonBeulah has a husband?' I know. It's a miracle. There can't be more than two people on the planet who'd be willing to sleep with her, and here we are both in the same town.
Bill BrysonMore than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to.
Bill BrysonWhat is it about maps? I could look at them all day, earnestly studying the names of towns and villages I have never heard of and will never visit.
Bill Bryson