I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.
Bill BrysonMost of the time I am sunk in thought, but at some point on each walk there comes a moment when I look up and notice, with a kind of first-time astonishment, the amazing complex delicacy of the words, the casual ease with which elemental things come together to form a composition that isโwhatever the season, wherever I put my besotted gazeโperfect.
Bill BrysonStill, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip.
Bill Bryson