I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or I would go absolutely crazy and would want to kill myself. I just want to go in there and talk about what's bugging me.

Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.

Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

[I'm] more German than Irish.

I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.