I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.

Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.

Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and I was worried about how they'd react, but they loved it.

I am so pro-swine flu... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

[I'm] more German than Irish.