A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.