They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.

Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.

I'm a man. Men cook outside. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn't understood, you'd never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of dancing weenies on the front, and messages like 'Come 'n' Get It!

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: "Open Bar."

They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.