My first character was Mr. Toad.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Vegetarianism can easily reach religious proportions. Refraining from meat on moral grounds serves to dignify feelings of guilt toward sad-eyed, furry creatures and substitutes righteousness for squeamishness.

I had a very diametrically opposite set of parents.

I just became one with my browser software.

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.