I have a 41-year track record of investing excellence… what do you have?

You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterflies and my roses.

Bonds despite their ridiculous yields will not easily be threatened with a new bear market.

People have different impressions of themselves, and where reality lies is somewhere in between.

I am tough but I have a soft side.

Well, I, you know, I think at PIMCO we always try and be open with the press and the public. I mean, isn't that what voters want from their politicians? Mohamed El-Erian, our CEO, writes several op-eds a week.

Bond investors are the vampires of the investment world. They love decay, recession - anything that leads to low inflation and the protection of the real value of their loans.