Advice to artists: always take the opportunity to shut up.
If you are intent on drawing or painting on your prints, you must first learn to draw and paint at least as well as you photograph.
Why do photographers photograph? To make unreality visible.
'I am a camera' but it is a discontinued model.
At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later.
I appreciate photographs which celebrate harmony. I don't particularly want to look at chaos. I see enough of that at home.