Photography opens your eyes a little wider to the world around you.

Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom.

Only in art can you make something that no one wants and still be considered successful.

I'd like my coffin to be a camera obscura so I can see what's going on outside.

...photographers who carry 60 pounds of equipment up a hill to photograph a view are not suffering enough, although their whining causes enough suffering among their listeners. No, if they really expect us to respect their search for enlightenment and artistic expression, in [the] future they will drag the equipment up the hill by their genitals and take the view with a tripod leg stuck through their foot.

Evolution in action: First, God said, 'Let there be light.' Then, he created two nude models. Now we have photographers.

'I am a camera' but it is a discontinued model.