I'd like my coffin to be a camera obscura so I can see what's going on outside.
Photographers have already photographed everything too many times, except cheese.
Museum collections have given photography rigor, and mortis.
The best way for photographers to become rich and famous is to go into another field.
I was offered $100,000 for a print. Then I woke up.
'I am a camera' but it is a discontinued model.