No, I'm not gay. And I think it would be a waste with all those pretty girls in the front row.
I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.
The real love is when you wish to give something and not to get.
Until someone else does... marry yourself
Dear children, don't eat anything healthy at home, just keep eating those hamburgers
Always remember, believe in today, believe in tomorrow, believe in yourself, and whatever happens, don't jump.