Until someone else does... marry yourself
Dear children, don't eat anything healthy at home, just keep eating those hamburgers
I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I am writing in pen and can’t erase my mistakes.
The connection we have is something special. We know each other since we were in the womb! You can't get any closer then that
The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was.
I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.