In my heart, I never called one wrong.
I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.
Young man, if that bat comes down, you're out of the game
The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.
To me, baseball is not a game, but a religion.
That guy in a twenty-five cent bleacher seat is as much entitled to know a call as the guy in the boxes. He can see my arm signal even if he can't hear my voice.