An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.
To me, baseball is not a game, but a religion.
I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.
The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.
Young man, if that bat comes down, you're out of the game
In my heart, I never called one wrong.