It needs to be said that sometimes my mom forgets important details when she talks. Like the time she told us she was considering leather (couches, it turns out), or when I was little and she said, "Here's a napkin to put your balls in" (the Atomic Fireballs that I was eating, she meant).
Bill KonigsbergWouldn't it be nice if we lived in a world where no one thought being gay was even something to ride someone about?
Bill KonigsbergStraight people have it so much easier. They donโt understand. They canโt. Thereโs no such thing as openly straight.
Bill KonigsbergYou can be anything you want, but when you go against who you are inside, it doesn't feel good.
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