I look at Colin Meads and see a great big sheep farmer who carried the ball in his hands as though it was an orange pip.

Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.

He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe.

I look at Colin Meads and see a great big sheep farmer who carried the ball in his hands as though it was an orange pip.

My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down.