Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

Be available for life to happen.

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

I lost my phone and I just really didn't look for it. It was the nicest feeling, like six weeks. ... A couple of times I needed to use a telephone, and I was always able to touch someone that had a telephone and say, "Hey, can I use your phone? May I please?" And they'd say, "Sure." And that was it! So it was OK, it was a real vacation. I took a real vacation from myself.

You have to hope that [good things] happen to you. [...] That's the only thing we really, surely have, is hope. You hope that you can be alive, that things will happen to you that you'll actually witness, that you'll participate in. Rather than life just rolling over you, and you wake up and it's Thursday, and what happened to Monday? Whatever the best part of my life has been, has been as a result of that remembering.