I love playing half squid/half crab guy because you can get away with a level of acting that if you tried it anywhere else they'd arrest you for crimes against acting.

I'm probably the only person who actually remembers pirate radio.

I know really, really famous people who are terrified every time they walk on to a stage.

I'm always happy when actors get rich, because the odds on it are so long!

You get older and you see yourself and say, 'God, he's old, who's that?'

I'm relaxed naked as long as there is no one else there. I speed up past mirrors.

I used to think that prizes were damaging and divisive, until I got one, and now they seem sort of meaningful and important.