Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

If you cross Fox News Channel, it's not just me, it's Roger Ailes who will go after youThe person gets what's coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Franken, one day he's going to get a knock on his door and life as he's known it will change forever. That day will happen, trust me.

I believe that inside many Americans lies certain uneasiness about capital punishment.

Once the war against Saddam begins, we expect every American to support our military, and if they can't do that, to shut up.

I've got nothing against gay marriage, it's not my issue. All right, I want homosexual Americans to be happy and to pursue happiness.

Stand up, be counted. We have the numbers.

The Founding Fathers set up a system that heavily relied upon self-reliance and competition, with only a small dose of government intrusion.