No matter how much evidence we uncover about this case or any others involving Mr. Clinton, millions of Americans simply will not care - they will excuse the corruption because they like Bill Clinton.

When I die, I don't want my demise to be used as a political rally, and that's what happened yesterday.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

My father firmly embraced the Ralph Kramden philosophy: he was king of his Levittown castle. He worked hard, and his family deferred to his wishes. Except me. I did not defer and was disciplined accordingly.

Lotsa people want to hurt me. That's the price you pay for being a big mouth.

When I tell children that they are far too dependent on their gizmos, they do not deny it. But they really don't care. This is their real life - texting about trivial things; listening to numbing music on their private headphones. The machines block everything out - you create your own little trivial world.

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.