You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

President Ted Cruz is going to send the feds to his house, take him out and put him on a plane.

Get punctual, bring energy and creativity to your work, and stay with a project until it's completed (and then double-check the results). These habits will make you indispensable.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.

Historically, Alaska is a place that has attracted those fed up with conventionality.

We have a lot of villains in the world, all right? And the Catholic doctrine says turn the other cheek, the Christian doctrine. But if you turn the other cheek, you could be annihilated. So when is it justifiable to defend yourself and take aggressive action in that regard, like dropping drones on people?

When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number. And if you say anything untoward, obscene or anything like that, FOX security then will contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable.