I shouldn't have called out Will Ferrell, but I am getting a little fed up with these people.You want to support Bernie Sanders, knock yourself out. Does he know what Bernie stands for? Does he know what Bernie wants? And I submit to you, he doesn't.

You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for.

Tide comes in, tide goes out, you can't explain it!

The Clintons opposed gay marriage. They did don't ask, don't tell. They did the Defense of Marriage Act.

The Denver Post has actually hired an editor to promote pot.

Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.

Jobs that cannot be delivered must never be promised. It's unfair to raise people's hopes that way.