We had an eyeball-to-eyeball agreement at a restaurant before I came back that, if I came back, he would never talk to me that way again or I was simply saying no.

I just think Barack [Obama], he doesn't dig being asked at all. He's got a bit of an imperious nature about him. I guess nobody has told him that nobody reads newspapers anymore. That is a dying art form.

It's an excellent movie. Really excellent.

Right now in Oregon anybody can open a saloon, and hire people to come in and have sex in front of their patrons.

Stand up, be counted. We have the numbers.

That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.