In the "Personal Story" segment tonight, the state of Oregon is extremely liberal in its state government and judicial system.That state has lenient drug laws, including wide access to medical marijuana.

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

For some reason, President Obama is being heckled about "don't ask, don't tell," which may be revoked. The president wants gays to be allowed to serve openly in the military.

Once the war against Saddam begins, we expect every American to support our military, and if they can't do that, to shut up.

The most important thing for workers to understand is that you have to make yourself indispensable. You must make money for your employer or make his life easier, preferably both. Also, you have to learn as much as you can about your chosen endeavor.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.

Women have a right, I believe, to do whatever they want as long as they don't break the law.