Laddie, that man scored 200 goals in 270 matches - an incredible record - and he has won cup after cup as a manager. When he talks, pin back your ears.

Football is a simple game made complicated by people who should know better.

The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!

Denis Law could dance on eggshells.

Tommy Smith wasn't born, he was quarried.

Its great grass at Anfield, professional grass.

I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us.