The socialism I believe in is everybody working for the same goal and everybody having a share in the rewards. That’s how I see football, that’s how I see life.

I would have played Tom Finney in his overcoat - there would have been four men marking him when we were kickin' in.

Laddie, that man scored 200 goals in 270 matches - an incredible record - and he has won cup after cup as a manager. When he talks, pin back your ears.

Chairman Mao has never seen a greater show of red strength.

Ian Callaghan is everything good that a man can be. No praise is too high for him. Words cannot do justice to the amount he has contributed to the game. Ian Callaghan will go down as one of the game's truly great players.

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.