My life is my work. My work is my life

The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!

When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.

I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us.

Although I'm a Scot, I'd be proud to be called a Scouser.

I would have played Tom Finney in his overcoat - there would have been four men marking him when we were kickin' in.

If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.