It's the greatest thing in the world, natural enthusiasm. You are nothing without it.

First is first,Second is nothing

If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.

I’ve been a slave to football. It follows you home, it follows you everywhere, and eats into your family life. But every working man misses out on some things because of his job.

When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.

If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.

Chairman Mao has never seen a greater show of red strength.