Most of us wait until we're in trouble, and then we pray like the dickens. Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we'd wake up and say, "Anything I can do for You today, Lord?"

I've got a book of poetry by the bed, one of these big collections that goes back to the Greeks and Romans.

For a deed to be totally pure, it must be done without any thought of reward, whether worldly or divine.

Since I am a man, my heart is three or four times less sensitive, because I have three or four times as much power of reason and experience of the world -- a thing which you women call hard-heartedness. As a man, I can take refuge in having mistresses. The more of them I have, and the greater the scandal, the more I acquire reputation and brilliance in society.

All the aftermath that so frequently follows in the wake of war still confront the nation, and we now, as ever before, must hold fast to the ancient landmarks and see to it that all of these plagues that threaten so mightily shall be rendered harmless.

Jesus will brush aside your inabilities.

As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.