Most of us wait until we're in trouble, and then we pray like the dickens. Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we'd wake up and say, "Anything I can do for You today, Lord?"

All the problems of the world - child labor, corruption - are symptoms of a spiritual disease: lack of compassion.

It's not what's going to happen, but who's coming.

I feel so bad about my MBE now that I am going to tie it around my cat.

All change, all production and generation are effected through the word.

Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.

It turns out there's only one thing that capuchins really, really love - and that's sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it, what they'll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they'll vomit, and they'll come back and eat their body weight again. And they'll vomit. And they'll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.