Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

There's one word that describes baseball - You never know.

I never thought I would just be doing Arkady books.

Discipline means protection from one's own wanton interest.

It sounds bad, but they don't care about your age if you're famous.

I heard that [Clarkson] said some petty things about someone I care deeply about, so I just made some petty remarks 'cause I'm a petty guy.