If you think that one individual can't make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room house.

I want to be the first to bless you on what God has blessed you with - fighting in the heart of the Muslim world that was a battleground for large historic Islamic wars and what is now the place of Islam's greatest war in the present era.

Benefits are acceptable, while the receiver thinks he may return them; but once exceeding that, hatred is given instead of thanks.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

O hour, of all hours, the most blesse'd upon earth, The bless'd hour of our dinners!

How wisely fate ordain'd for human kind Calamity! which is the perfect glass, Wherein we truly see and know ourselves.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.