Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

The devil, my friends, is a woman just now. 'Tis a woman that reigns in Hell.

Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

The true antidote to greed is contentment. If you have a strong sense of contentment, it doesn't matter whether you obtain the object of your desire or not. Either way, you are still content.

I could live a week on one good compliment.