The highest duty is to respect authority.

I feel so bad about my MBE now that I am going to tie it around my cat.

I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.

What is a highway to one is a disaster to the other.

He who writes prose builds his temple to Fame in rubble; he who writes verses builds it in granite. - Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, first Baron Lytton