The familiar childhood admonition of 'counting to 10' before taking action works because it emphasizes the two key elements of anger management -- time and distraction.

The Christianity which is shared is the Christianity which is convincing.

Since I am a man, my heart is three or four times less sensitive, because I have three or four times as much power of reason and experience of the world -- a thing which you women call hard-heartedness. As a man, I can take refuge in having mistresses. The more of them I have, and the greater the scandal, the more I acquire reputation and brilliance in society.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

All change, all production and generation are effected through the word.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.