The man who is always talking about being a gentleman, never is one.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

It may be asserted without scruple, that no otherclass of dependants have had their character so entirely distorted from its natural proportions by their relations with their masters.

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.

A man who has no excuse for a crime, is indeed defenceless!

These are days you'll remember. If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.