One of the quickest ways to become exhausted is by suppressing your feelings.

Beauty, alone, may please, not captivate; if lacking grace, 'tis but a hookless bait.

I heard that [Clarkson] said some petty things about someone I care deeply about, so I just made some petty remarks 'cause I'm a petty guy.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

O hour, of all hours, the most blesse'd upon earth, The bless'd hour of our dinners!

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.