But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

Kevin Garnett is the prototype for the NBA player of the future. He's already one of the greatest players to have played the game.

Why is Scottie Pippen taking a charge? Taking a charge is for people with no game!

I'm mainstream. Always have been.

I believe in science and evolution. I've been to the Grand Canyon.

I have always wanted to be part of something special, and when I got to Boston.. actually, when I bought, begged and pleaded my way onto the Celtics.. it was already a championship team. I was just glad to be able to sit there and cheer and to be Larry Bird's valet, to be sure that his shoes were fine and his uniform was folded neatly.

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.