To survive there, you need the ambition of a Latin-American revolutionary, the ego of a grand opera tenor, and the physical stamina of a cow pony.

Forty-seven is nothing at all, nor is any age unless you're a cheese.

Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese.

It seems to me that the most fundamental mistake most parents make with children is to expect them to be grateful. Children are never grateful. ... The 'sacrifices' you made were not for them, they were for you.

Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare.

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

A woman isn't as old as she thinks she is. She's as old as men think she is.