I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession. If you can, then it ain't music, it's close order drill, or exercise or yodeling or something, not music.

New Orleans is the only city in the world you go in to buy a pair of nylon stockings they want to know your head size.

Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose.

I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession, let alone two years or ten years.

In this country kings or dukes don't amount to nothing. The greatest man around then was Franklin D. Roosevelt, and he was the President; so I started calling Lester the President. It got shortened to Pres.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own.

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.